also. if you don't understand the My Immortal joke at the end...

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

andy = theborzoi

[18:49:48] Andy says: I got a letter from the NHS today
[18:49:57] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: so?
[18:50:00] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: are you dying?
[18:50:39] Andy says: it was inviting me to take a chlamydia screening test
[18:50:45] Rechargeable says: lol
[18:50:51] Rechargeable says: you need it
[18:50:52] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: hahaha do it
[18:51:27] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: just be like 'yeah, i didnt use a condom, and my hand wasnt on the pill the last time we did, so im kinda worried it may be pregnant also ;)'' and keep a straight face
[18:51:34] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: waste the tax payers money! i dare you!!
[18:51:58] Rechargeable says: why not MP's do it
[18:52:01] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: true
[18:52:34] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: andy your a little older than me by a couple of months right?
[18:52:49] Andy says: um
[18:52:51] Andy says: I think so
[18:52:55] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: d.o.b?
[18:53:01] Andy says: 26/08/1988
[18:53:07] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: yeah you are
[18:53:10] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: im 02/12/1988
[18:53:20] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: but yeah
[18:53:27] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: i havnt been invited for a screen test
[18:53:32] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: and ive had sex and everything!
[18:53:50] Andy says: it's because it's for 16-24 year olds in Gloucestershire, Rachael
[18:54:09] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: well i wasn't expecting a letter from Gloucestershire hospital andy
[18:54:13] Andy says: that's what the letter said
[18:54:26] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: but the NHS is a nationwide thing, it should be 16-24 year olds all over england
[18:54:38] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: unless i do have a letter
[18:54:41] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: and its at the flat
[18:54:50] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: and i havnt been back to the flat in 4 weeks
[18:54:54] Andy says: I had one last year too
[18:54:58] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: no wait, cos my nhs letters come to my mums
[18:55:03] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: scratch that
[18:55:05] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: you did?
[18:55:09] Andy says: yeah
[18:55:17] Andy says: they've sent me one every year for 3 years
[18:55:19] Andy says: this being the 3rd year
[18:55:44] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: so they harrass people who havnt had sex, to get STD screenings? and everyone else is ignored as a punishment like, ''your having sex, book the appointment yourself.....whore'' ?
[18:55:59] Marty314 says: hah
[18:56:01] Rechargeable says: lol
[18:56:04] Andy says: Rachael
[18:56:10] Andy says: they don't know I haven't had sex
[18:56:13] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: NOT THE POINT
[18:56:33] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: it seems like they know
[18:56:36] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: or they just assume
[18:56:58] Andy says: they probably assume we've all had sex
[18:57:04] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: and they look at me, with my boobs, and think ''yeah...if she wants it that badly, she should stop having sex, then we'll invite her to have a test!''
[18:57:21] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: discrimination
[18:57:49] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: imma go down there and point my womb at them
[18:58:04] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: hahahahaha My Immortal/NHS jokes :D a whole new level of low.
[18:58:45] Rechargeable says: lol
[18:59:01] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: i feel like i should blog about this
[18:59:07] ★♥※Racheykins※♥★ says: but i cant remember where my blog is...